Party Over Here, Fuck Them Over There

Okay, members. It’s been years in the making, but it’s finally here. The brand new website that everyone has been having nighttime ejaculations about, and it is basically everything that you’ve ever dreamed of. On this magnanimous occasion, Mike Busey would like to personally invite you to say “FUCK SNAPCHAT” and “FUCK FACEBOOK”! We finally have a place where we can be free to be as weird and wild as we want, and nobody can stand in our way. So, come join us, children. Let us frolic through the fields of juicy poopers and live life as we should. Free to do whatever the fuck we want! ‘Merica!