Pool – Hot Tub – Lake Front – Utilities Incl – Cool Land Lord! 30 Acres
SEEKING MALE OR FEMALE ROOM MATE
Have you ever lived where you hated to even walk into the kitchen cause the awkwardness? Did your room mates disrespect you? Have you been worried about leaving your door unlocked? Do you hate shady people? Do you want more out of a place to stay? Are you looking for a life changing experience? Are you seeking a place that you can be proud of? A place with plenty of stories to tell your co workers & friends! Do you want a place you can look forward towards returning to with a group of people you can call your friends? Well Look no further then THE SAUSAGE CASTLE a place called home for Mike Busey for the last 15 years!
If you got $ then I have a place for you to move in today!
The 2 months rent is used for FIRST & LAST months rent.
I’m only asking for at least a 3 month commitment
YOU MAY HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE IF:
*You can put down the cash right now!
*TWO MONTHS RENT UP FRONT!
THE MONTHLY RENT IS $500 BUT I CHARGE ADDITIONAL $200 FOR UTILITIES
$700 INCLUDES EVERYTHING!
“Power, Water, Internet, Satellite Cable
*Don’t have any mental issues or social disorders!
*Not a drug user! “Weed don’t count”
*Serious about moving in!
*Not some crazy groupie!
*Someone who cleans up after them self!!!!!!
30 MINS South of Orlando
Near: Orlando International Airport & Walt Disney World
TOLL ROAD 417 AND FLORIDA TURNPIKE 10 MILES AWAY
YOU WILL ENJOY THE FOLLOWING:
*2 Front Gated Entrance’s
*30 Acres of Land
*Miles Of Hiking & ATV Trails
*Pool & Lawn service Included
*High Speed Wireless Internet 28Meg
*Premium HD & 3D Satellite TV All The Movie Channels & “Hustler Adult XXX TV”
*Washer & Dryer
*Heated Pool w/ Waterfall & Nighttime Led Lighting
*Outdoor Cover Smoking Lounge Area
*Full Size Pool Table
*Living Room Tree House / Loft
*Lake Front on “Alligator Lake”
*Out Door Tiki Bar
*Tons of Random Toys “Arcade Games-Stripper Poles, Swing”
*Soda Machine, Snack Machine Vending Area
*Nightclub seating, Lighting & Sound
*Bon Fire Areas
*Golf Cart / ATV’s
*Guest Room Area w/ 4 Queen Size Bunk Beds
*Wildlife, Alligators, Deer, Turkey, Bobcat, Hog, Otters
*24/7 32 Camera Security System w/ DVR
*House Is Covered In Awesome Artwork!
My home is not normal & is very well known……
The house is made for good times but is also a place of business!
The house 95% The House is very boring a chill…..
My house is NOT a non stop party! Having fun is what I do for a living! It’s my biz!
All the people who wanna move in are crazy and don’t have $ cause they don’t have a job…..
PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOUR ALL TALK! or
LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF BIG BREAK!
“The Room can come furnished or un-funished”
I love animals! My home is very pet friendly!
No dog too big all animals ok. . … Horse or Monkey I don’t give a shit!
I do have baby Alligators that live in my pond in my front yard.
We DO NOT smoke “Cigarettes” inside the house!
We look forward towards meeting someone awesome that can be trustworthy of living in my home.
YOU CAN MOVE IN IF YOU CAN PUT DOWN $1,400 CASH DOWN
YOU CAN MOVE IN TODAY…..THE $ 1,400 IS USED TOWARDS
1ST & LAST MONTHS RENT.
THE FIRST PERSON TO COME UP WITH THE CASH I CAN MOVE IN OR
I WILL GIVE THEM A SIMPLE LEASE CONTRACT AND RECIPT
AND HOLD THE ROOM FOR YOU. . .
ALL I ASK FOR IS A 60 DAYS NOTICE & AT LEAST AN 3 MONTH INTENTION OF STAYING. . . .
I GO THROUGH A FAIR SHARE OF RANDOM ROOM MATES DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERY ONE WANTS TO BE APART OF SOMETHING FUN BUT THEY ARE BROKE BUMS THAT ALL OWE ME $ AND FUCK ME OVER. . . .
I’m looking for a cool person who likes to have fun but knows when do take care of business! I don’t do ANY drugs I’m very up front and honest! I respect people who show the same! You will receive your own key to the gate, the house, and your own locked room. I have a wide range of friends: Gay, Christian, Mormon, Famous, Old, Young, Poor, Rick, Ugly, and Pretty…….
The Sausage Castle Is well known for it’s many visitors!
Celebrities, major recording artists, actors, pro & college athletes,
models, reality stars, and some of the biggest companies in the
Everyone is the house actually gets along and likes each other! We eat together we go out in public places together! lol We look after each other! We are a family and we are looking for someone who can fit into our family!
You will not be sharing a room! You will have your own actual room that will come with a dead bolt if you wanna have it locked 24/7 that is 100% your choice! We don’t have any drama or thieves! I personally leave cash & other valuables out all the time!
I’m not looking to just move in anyone! We love the vibe in the house and we don’t wanna kill it!
Please be upfront & honest with me and please don’t waste my time!
I get along with all types of people and do not judge all are welcomed to contact me!
If your down with going on all kinds of random Goonies adventures & tons of random projects say hello to your new family!
This experience will change your life…..